Cause i can't stop thinking bout you girl.

SuperJunior, the hottest, awesomest boy band. And im not fan crazy. Try insulting me. :l
Siwon (: Best. Hot. Nothing bad to say. Woo.

Also, anyone minds telling me what FTW means? Finish The Word? Idk. I keep forgetting. Hah. With age comes short term memory. I guess that's how it goes?
Had Physics and Biology Paper today. Biology was fun. Physics was hair-tearing. Ah Crapxzc. Woo. Idk why i like xzc so much. LOL. Makes the word look.. COOLXZC? Haha. Bloody retard.

Went to TMc to brunch today.
Current Status: Replaying U 7 times & chatting with KezKez.
TMc, ate stuff that's worth SGD4.75. Im poorer now. Heck.
We were "the source of noice". Quoted from famous writer(SJH). Wow. I met her in real life. Don't be jealous of me. Too bad you dk SJH. She's the BEST writer with the PERFECT command of english. Wtv. Jacob and Kezkez started talking about fart. What. I know. Pfft.

They talked about how they farted during exams. For now, since im real lazy to type what they said, i ripped from KezKez's blog. Woo.

Their conversation yesterday. Practically repeated the same ass crap at TMc.
(Warning: For people who thinks that insulting fart is shit, please scram. Red words, my added stuff.)


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K: I want to sit down . Going to puke .
J: No seat larh .
K: Har... T.T
J: Aiya , let's be uncivilized . (Puts bag on floor)
K: *hesitant*
J: (Squats on her crumpler bag)
K: LOL . (Puts bag on floor)
J: (Squats happily , so uncivilized- I called her a barbarian.)
K: (Sits in th middle of th door)
J: LOL . WTH . Why you sit there ?
K: Cus no space mahhs . >.<"
J: Sit here lah ! (Points beside her , still on floor)
K: Fineee . (Takes up bag and sits)
J: I want to fart .
K: LOL . Don't fart in th position you're sitting now. - NOTICE: SHE IS SQUATTING -
J: LOL . I feel like farting .
K: Sit like how I'm sitting thn fart . (Sits crossed leg)
J: Why ?
K: Cus when you fart th air go to th ground . Not to me .
J: WTH ?
K: Please use your bag to cover your leg also . So no smell .
J: *Laughs*
K: Shyt . I'm going to fart too .
J: HAHA .
K: Nvm , I can ren .
J: LOLS . Okay .
K: You know I farted during exam ?
J: Me too !
K: LOL ! I controlled it .
J: Mine was like -HOONG!-
K: O.O? Mine was soft .
J: Mine is silent .
K: LOL . (Makes constipated fart sound with mouth)It sounded like PEEEEEE~
J: I tell you how my brother farts (Try use hand and make sound)
K: LOL . OMG . You know how my grandpa fart ? -BOOM-

What. I was laughing literally. Making so much noise at TMc. Feeling guilty now.
On train towards Cck..

WARNING! THE FOLLOWING STORY CONTAINS CONTENT RATED NC-16. KIDS BELOW THE AGE OF SIXTEEN ARE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN TO GO FURTHER.










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So. Now's the list of crap.
Once upon a time jacobbina, alicia and jessendryl decided to turn good and pure.
Therefore, they decided not to use anymore crude language. (:
The sacred list of names were created. These three geniuses created the perfect little words.
Nobody knows who made which but, they are ALL, i emphasize, ALL, copyrighted by the dirty fellows. Namely Kayden, Keziah and yes. Jacobbina.

This list of sacred names have been sworn to be used by and only by these three geniuses.
Together, they made the oath on the train, with Pastor.S as their witness:

We, the unpure and sick trio, promise to never ever say anything bad again. Regardless of anger, sadness or regret, to make this society clean, so as to achieve happiness, non-sickness and purity for our country.

Then,

From now on, we pledge to only use these words.
Instead of CheeB, We'll use Jacob.
Instead of Saliva, We'll use Jess.
Instead of NehNeh, We'll use Alicia.
Instead of Pangsai, We'll use Grace.
Instead of Kaching, We'll use Sabrina.
Instead of Pangjio, We'll use Crystal.
Instead of Sleep, We'll use Matthew.
Instead of Arm/Hand, We'll use Jiahui.
Instead of DorZai(Belly Button), We'll use Keziah.
Instead of Mucus, We'll use CheeMing.
Instead of Smelly, We'll use Xiang.
Instead of I/Me, We'll use Kayden.

The above list is not exhausive.
Well, then on the train towards Bangk.
The following conversation with Pastor.S might seem dumb.

A: Woo. Im bored. Im going to write down the sacred list of names.
S: Ohk. I'll help.
A: *Writes*
S: *Laughs so loudly people stared*
A: Ssshh.
S: *Immediately sshhs*
A: Eh, i think it's fun to make a story.
S: Hmm, yeah, i guess.
A: Well here goes our Sacred story of the Decade.

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Once again, this will definitely be a stupid crapass thing.

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Once Upon A Time, Kayden was matthewing, when jess dropped on the ground. Chee Ming, unwilling to lose out to jess, splattered all over Jacob. Kayden suddenly felt super itchy at Jacob's area. So she took Jiahui to scratch Jacob and Sabrina. Suddenly, Grace shot out of nowhere and landed on Keziah. Jiahui had to stretch to get rid of Grace. Yuck. Kayden felt that it was super Xiang and started to push Alicia up. (Idk why he has man Alicias.) Kayden realised he need Crystal. Need Crystal so badly that Sabrina started to itch. Then, he chiong to toilet.
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Crystal was flushed into the toilet bowl.
Kayden decided matthew was good for health. He went to matthew and dreamt of Keziah.
Keziah had Jess all over.
Kayden woke up and decided to scratch Alicia.
His brain told him he need Grace. So yeah.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Grace was flushed into the toilet bowl.
Then JiaHui pushed Chee Ming out. Into the toilet bowl.
Jacob started to feel hot. So JiaHui decided to scratch once again..
And again..
And again..

- To Be Continued -

WhaddaFug.
That was shit. Haha.
Do help me complete the story. Woo.
Well, off to Audition with KezKez.

WOTD: SLON.
SOTD: Sacred List Of Names.

♥ALICIA.
new past